"Eeeee...." she shouted. And grabbing tons of tissue paper to clean it.

We had a good laugh that day.
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Sorry to laugh at her.
Last evening when i was on my way home after work, i encountered the same situation.
I was traveling up the escalator to take the public bus home.. when i reached the platform, "some liquid" fall onto my hair. (I felt it but then thought it was rain, as it was raining.. but i forgot the platform area was sheltered.)
I ignored, and continue walking.
Suddenly ! I saw the right of my polo tee, there is this whitish, plus a bit of yellowish substance...
Oh no! It's bird shit !!!!
Laugh at me, i actually took some and smell it. (To double confirm.)
I rushed to the nearest toilet to clean it up.
My first time.
I wonder how many people saw this.......

I must really shout, HUAT ah !! (My favorite word to use.)
Huat (pronounced as Huat), is the hokkien language for prosperous.
A day full of shit.
At work, and on my head.
HUAT ah !