Every year, i am always being target by the relatives and friends, the same question :
" Why still no girlfriend ah, you? "
Usually i will smile and say "Oh, not yet found yet.." and walks off.
This year, (Trying to be creative) I think i better come out with something special.
Can i reply :
- "Oh, i am Gay..." *plus the girl girl hand signs*
- "I just divorced.."
- "I ordered one from Ebay, should be shipped over to me, by next month.."
- "I was waiting for someone clever enough to know how good i am!"
- *Takes out handphone* and show the girl wallpaper on my mobile, "there you go!"
- juz say haven found a suitable one and give a cute smile and walk away.. =) (Can!)
- haha u wana help me i help u hahaha (Guess my this friend needs help too!)
- Gay! Dun like girl. Lol (+1)
- Fortune teller says dragon year not good for me get gf. Vietnamese girl scare of dragon (This sounds good!!)
- isn't it simple? because i decided to stay single forever! hahahahaha (LOL)
- you haven't found the "one" yet and that you must never rush good things ;) (Another good excuse!)
- Vietwife.com =X (No such website leh...)
- Just say you are happy just the way you are. I always say "My time have not come yet." (Good!)
- Aiya, y bother? Just say single life is better! Don't u think so? I do enjoy! Haha (Cool!)
Anyway, if you asked, my standard of a girlfriend actually drop in quality as years past.. (i.e. Requirements got lowered.)
- If you are not into super handsome kind of guys, you passed the first stage..
- If you can stand my jokes (Dirty, Clean, Lame, blah blah...)
- If you can mix well with my friends..
- If you love your family and friends, and of course animals, like i do..
- If we can share the common interests...
Now i sounded like im selling myself off! (HAHA)
Anyway, it takes two hands to clap, can't force.
In English, "Dare you to do it !" =P